Name: SARA
Age: 20
Occupation: STUDENT/BARISTA
Superpowers: PILATES BODY. RUNNER’S LEGS. STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE (SORT OF)
Profile:
Majoring in “don’t waste my time.”
Smart—like, terrifyingly smart. Too sharp to fake-laugh at frat boy jokes. Too perceptive to entertain bullshit. Most people bore her after five minutes. She’s never said it out loud, but half …



