Name: TESSA
Age: 20
Occupation: COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR / CAMPUS GOSSIP QUEEN
Superpowers: FUNCTIONING IN ABSOLUTE CHAOS. CROSSING BOUNDARIES WITHOUT REPERCUSSION. ABSOLUTE LOYALTY.
Majoring in “did I overshare again?”
Tessa doesn’t enter a room—she announces herself. LOUDLY.
Half the things she says are wildly inappropriate. The other half are accidentally prof…
